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Jega meets God

October 22, 2010

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567B4B4 has been informed of a meeting between the Almighty God and Jega, Nigeria’s Election Tzar just this morning. The meeting which took place in an open roadside shed in Wuse was called ostensibly to seek explanation, and to chastise Jega for daring to speak against the most high’s chosen ones in the Nigerian National assembly. We […]

Breaking News:Bribe Genes found in Nigerian politicians

October 20, 2010

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  A new research conducted by the Institute of Technology in Boston Massachussets has confirmed the presence of a bribery gene in Nigerian politicians. Speaking to journalists after the conclusion of the project that has been on since 1979, chief scientist Mabel Effingham disclosed that the particular gene, also referred to for the purpose of […]

Obahiagbon Unveils Campaign Posters

October 14, 2010

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The presidential aspirant in the New Dawn of Hope political party, Hon Patrick Obahiagbon has just unveiled a new logo for his campaign. Fashioned after a famous political campaign of 2008, it is called “Hope!”. According to the campaign manager of the organization, Commrade Polycarp Osayuwana, Honorable Obahiagbon represents the best of a new generation […]

Breaking News: Athletic Power Potion

October 12, 2010

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567B4B4 has just received an anonymous letter that announced that Osayemi Oludamola and Samuel Okon were actually under the influence of a potion created by a Babalawo from Jimiki Village and not methylhexaneamine as reported in the media. The compound in the said Power Potion is known to behave like the banned stimulant that the […]

Pfizer to Market Love potion

October 12, 2010

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The famous pharmaceutical company has reached a deal with Ifabode Ifaseyi, the famous herbalist, to develop and market his brilliant product all over the world. The potion is said to induce the feelings of love and adoration in EVERY HUMAN BEING when worn by even an unattractive person. This is new grounds in African Medicine.

“Nigerians are too HOLY for Sex”

October 12, 2010

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The Ondo State first lady has declared that Nigerians lack the sexual gene. She expressed this sentiment in an exclusive interview with 567B4B4 saying “Our moral compass is so high that the idea of sexual activities is foreign to us” and were brought in by the British”. When asked about the idea of procreation she replied that […]

Fashola and Ribadu join the Captain Obvious League

October 11, 2010

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Yesterday,  in a surprising move reminiscing of the Marvel super hero group, Mr. Ribadu and Mr. Fashola have joined the band of Captain Obviouses along with General Buhari, saying Nigeria’s problem is that of leadership. 567B4B4 was informed that the strategy of this new band of super heroes is to rant about a problem EVERYONE knows is a problem rather […]