The Abacha Declaration

Posted on October 4, 2010

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It is with GREAT pleasure and intense happiness that I announce a new movement sweeping our beloved Nation. I feel privileged to be the messenger to deliver this long anticipated news. Oh what an honor, what an amazing honor.

Is it a new political party?

Oh it’s much more than that!

It is a MOVEMENT!

A new way of life, in fact, it’s a new DREAM for our beloved government. Oh gone are the days. Gone are the days where leaders were mere mortals, subjected to human failings. This is a new way of doing things.  I must point out to you that this has never been tried before. It is so fantastic that it will surprise even the greatest critic and doubting Thomas out there. The perfection of our new movement will surprise you, it will delight you, and it most certainly will tickle your fancy. Oh we are so excited. It is the change our country has been waiting for.  And now it is here!

As you know the election for the post of the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria is coming up quite soon and since then, we have seen interesting candidates.

From former presidents to current presidents, newspapermen and even fake prophets have all thrown their hats into the proverbial ring. The post of leadership is up for grabs and it’s a scary situation out there.

The PDP obsession with zoning leaves quite a lot to be desired. What if the Northern leaders hold up their threat to destabilize our great great Nation? What if the sad insidious tune of succession begins again? We cannot have that! At all…At all.

Do we not need a stabilizer? He did it before, and he can do it again!

What we need is a firm hand; someone who will stand and do everything necessary to make sure our country does not fall into chaos and bring about a fantastic change that we all need for all time!

I am glad to announce to you today, on the 26 day of our lord, the month of September, in the year 2010, the MOVEMENT FOR THE EXHUMATION OF OUR BELOVED FORMER PRESIDENT SANI ABACHA, most honorable.

He is the only one that can do it. He is the only one capable of bringing about the change we need. He is the way, and the truth.

Now it is a movement because we know he is enjoying his vacation in hell Heaven. So we must entice him back. We must show him how much we need him. He is a selfless man. He never once did anything for himself (or the Swiss banking system). So we must show him that we are ready again for his brand of selflessness.

We must show the world about the genius of this great man!

Let us stand as one and EXHUME the ashes of our dearest leader, Sani Abacha. This is the only way.

If you are with us and you will like to join the movement:

Tweet at us at : @AbachaMustCome

Facebook: Sani Abacha, the second coming.

And send us am email at abachamustcome@couldithappen.co.uk

God bless you and remember:

  • ONE NIGERIA!
  • ONE WORLD!
  • ONE UNIVERSE!
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