Breaking News: Athletic Power Potion

Posted on October 12, 2010

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567B4B4 has just received an anonymous letter that announced that Osayemi Oludamola and Samuel Okon were actually under the influence of a potion created by a Babalawo from Jimiki Village and not methylhexaneamine as reported in the media. The compound in the said Power Potion is known to behave like the banned stimulant that the two athletes tested positive for. This is rather surprising twist to the news that had hitherto threatened to drag the name of Nigeria again in the mud of drugs and sports politics.
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