Jega meets God

Posted on October 22, 2010


567B4B4 has been informed of a meeting between the Almighty God and Jega, Nigeria’s Election Tzar just this morning.

The meeting which took place in an open roadside shed in Wuse was called ostensibly to seek explanation, and to chastise Jega for daring to speak against the most high’s chosen ones in the Nigerian National assembly. We were reliably informed that the meeting took a turn for the worst when Jega got angry and asked God with a frown:

“But how could you anoint goats and call them your chosen ones?”

The meeting ended with Jega being temporarily turned into a billy goat.
More developments to follow later.
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