Animal health: New frontier

Posted on November 9, 2010


The Nigerian government has declared the need to replace the Ministry of Human Health with the Ministry of Animal Health. The governmental spokesperson told our team of investigative journalist of this development in a recent interview. The humans are apparently not getting any better with all the investment the government is NOT making on their health.

As a result. the Nigerian government has declared to divert all health revenue to the newly created Ministry, solely to ensure the continued health of Nigerian Animals. 567B4B4 informed that the plight of chicken and goats had so touched some governmental representatives that they have decided to finally do something to raise the life expectancy of these animals.

Long live the goats!

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