Breaking News: Dimeji Bankole confesses!

Posted on November 16, 2010

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Breaking News: Dimeji Bankole finally confesses that he is in fact a vampire. He declared this declaration last evening in his pitch-dark palatial mansion. He told 567B4b4 that he does not support “lighting up Nigeria” because this might lead to his demise and the demise of his friends and their generator businesses. When asked if generator light is any different from electricity light, the Speaker responded by saying that he is not sensitive to generator light and the cash it brings him. 567B4B4 has no comment on this development.

 

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