International Ballistic Theft

Posted on December 15, 2010


The President of Nigeria and his advisors were coerced to return the balls they borrowed yesterday morning to the International BALListic federation and they were charged with international ball theft. The balls were used to charge the former Vice President Cheney with corrupting Nigerian officials with corruption. An investigation was launched after it was discovered that the Nigerians were using strange tools and behaving uncharacteristically. The balls were later discovered in the office of the EFCC, the premier corruption body in Nigeria. The tools have been returned a little stained but still intact. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi is rumored to now be in charge of the Nigerian Balls Association, a branch of the international Ballistic federation, that Julian Assange is now the president of. We shall keep you informed as the charges develop.

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