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Niger Delta to Host Proposed Munitions Industrial Park

October 10, 2010

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Warri. In pursuit of its determination to create employment opportunities for the youth of the Niger Delta, the Federal Government is considering attracting international munitions manufacturers to site their factories in a proposed dedicated park within the country. Usually reliable sources ,who have refused to be named because of the sensitivity of the matter, confirm […]

Nigerians Resolve to All Fall Asleep

October 9, 2010

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Abuja. Coming on the heels of recent happenings in the politics of the country, residents and citizens of Nigeria yesterday resolved to collectively fall asleep until pending issues resolve themselves by a miracle. Nigerians, under the auspices of the National Association of Concerned Citizens (a body that includes the National Assembly, civil society groups, the […]

Patrick Obahiagbon Wins Nobel Prize for Literature

October 6, 2010

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Oslo. Nigerian politician and verbal permutationist Patrick Obahiagbon (Oredo Federal constituency in Edo state) has become the second Nigerian to win the coveted Nobel Prize for Literature. He was announced this morning in Oslo in an announcement that took the whole world but Nigeria, his primary constituency, by surprise. The representative who has become the […]

The Abacha Declaration

October 4, 2010

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It is with GREAT pleasure and intense happiness that I announce a new movement sweeping our beloved Nation. I feel privileged to be the messenger to deliver this long anticipated news. Oh what an honor, what an amazing honor. Is it a new political party? Oh it’s much more than that! It is a MOVEMENT! […]