Militant Celebrations!

November 16, 2010

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A group of Militants celebrated the one-year anniversary of the Militant Amnesty Program by attacking an oil rig in Akwa Ibom last week. The men expressed to 567B4B4 when we finally caught up with them that the best way to celebrate unconditional amnesty was by hanging out with their “enemies”. The Militant Crew declared that the kidnapping was […]

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Animal health: New frontier

November 9, 2010

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The Nigerian government has declared the need to replace the Ministry of Human Health with the Ministry of Animal Health. The governmental spokesperson told our team of investigative journalist of this development in a recent interview. The humans are apparently not getting any better with all the investment the government is NOT making on their health. As a result. […]

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Internet V. Emeagwali

November 8, 2010

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Mr. Emeagwali declares that the internet was adopted after all. In a press conference yesterday, the celebrated mathematician and first-born son of Nigeria says he is not the real father of the internet. He explained to the Nigerian press that he adopted the struggling boy in an American orphanage and made him into the amazing […]

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Jega meets God

October 22, 2010

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567B4B4 has been informed of a meeting between the Almighty God and Jega, Nigeria’s Election Tzar just this morning. The meeting which took place in an open roadside shed in Wuse was called ostensibly to seek explanation, and to chastise Jega for daring to speak against the most high’s chosen ones in the Nigerian National assembly. We […]

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Breaking News:Bribe Genes found in Nigerian politicians

October 20, 2010

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  A new research conducted by the Institute of Technology in Boston Massachussets has confirmed the presence of a bribery gene in Nigerian politicians. Speaking to journalists after the conclusion of the project that has been on since 1979, chief scientist Mabel Effingham disclosed that the particular gene, also referred to for the purpose of […]

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Obahiagbon Unveils Campaign Posters

October 14, 2010

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The presidential aspirant in the New Dawn of Hope political party, Hon Patrick Obahiagbon has just unveiled a new logo for his campaign. Fashioned after a famous political campaign of 2008, it is called “Hope!”. According to the campaign manager of the organization, Commrade Polycarp Osayuwana, Honorable Obahiagbon represents the best of a new generation […]

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Breaking News: Athletic Power Potion

October 12, 2010

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567B4B4 has just received an anonymous letter that announced that Osayemi Oludamola and Samuel Okon were actually under the influence of a potion created by a Babalawo from Jimiki Village and not methylhexaneamine as reported in the media. The compound in the said Power Potion is known to behave like the banned stimulant that the […]

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